'Wind trouble again!'

Loaded up

No, not that kind of wind! Wind wind I mean, the type that the weather forecasters warn us about. The same kind of wind that can make cycling a real pleasure (if it's behind you), or a war of attrition (if it's in your face).

As you can see by the photo, a touring bike loaded up with camping gear is not the most aerodynamic vehicle in the world - it weighs a ton as well, so with a head wind the going is slow - often very slow!

Every year around this time, my dear wife Joanna takes on the onerous task of marking up to 1200 maths test papers (rather her than me!). Sorry, I've just been corrected - make that 1400 papers! This obviously keeps her very busy for some time, which gives me a great excuse to get out of her way - cycling, walking, photographing - whatever. My original plan was to go off on the bike on Monday - a good four or five day camping trip somewhere 'up north'. That day turned out to be a miserable wet affair and the same was forecast for the following day. So, me being the hardened, dedicated, all weather, gung-ho type, I of course put the trip off until the weather improved! Wednesday was better although strong winds were forecast, but what the heck - I was off!

I didn't get on the road until after ten, but there was no rush and, although quite cool, the sun was trying to break through. Up through Scorton and Five Lane Ends, I was getting into my stride nicely. Not too much wind, the going was good through Caton and Halton, and on to Carnforth. A brew stop at Milnthorpe seemed a good place to think about where I was heading (don't sensible people plan these things before setting off?). I could head off to Kirkby Lonsdale and maybe the Dent area, or continue north to the Lakes. A toss of a coin (in my head) and I was soon passing through Levens and Brigsteer towards Kendal. Looks like the Lakes won.

I made a foolish decision to head for a camp site I have used many times in the past, Syke Side Farm at the southern end of Ullswater. Why was it a foolish decision? Because to get there meant either a knee-cracking climb over Kirkstone Pass, or a knee-cracking climb over Shap - there is no easy way! In the end I did both! Shap came first, a long, but not too steep climb which seems to go on forever. It's quite a pleasant climb on a skinny, lightweight road bike, but on a heavily laden touring beast it can only be described as a grind. This is where the wind really decided to get me! At first I thought my luck was in and I would have a nice tail wind to the top, but either the wind changed direction, or I did, as it was now buffeting me from the side doing it's damndest to push me across the road.

All good things come to an end I had got to the top. My reward came for all that hard work though with an exhilarating eight mile descent to Shap village. The following few miles down to Pooley Bridge were pleasant enough, undulating lanes mainly sheltered from the worst of the wind. Past the beautiful lake of Ullswater, the end was in sight - and so were the black clouds! As I passed through Patterdale, the heavens opened and the wind blowing down from Kirkstone Pass almost brought me to a standstill. By the time I reached Syke Side I was wet, cold, and in no mood for putting a tent up - and it was still reasonably early, so what's the best thing to do? Keep going!

I soon warmed up on the climb to the Kirkstone Pass Inn, The rain had stopped and I was laughing to myself as I sped down 'The Struggle' thinking of the irony of the name whilst I enjoyed an effortless descent of 1100 feet in just  two and a half miles! Now I really must find a campsite. I know of a few around that area but I went for one I have never tried before - Park Cliffe, high above Windermere a few miles from Bowness. It's quite a commercialised site with a bar and restaurant - but these were closed as it was not yet high season for them, so I could still say I was roughing it! (Well a little bit).
A tough 93 miles on the clock today.

Camp set up with my 'Old Faithful' 25 year old tent

Thursday was an easier day, doing touristy stuff like a picnic by the lakeshore at Thirlmere, and tea and a scone (with jam and cream of course) sat in the sunshine outside a tea room in Hawkshead. The day was warmer, with some sunshine and little wind, so it was an enjoyable, leisurely day with only about 40 miles cycling. After yesterday I thought I had earned it, after all cycling is supposed to be a pleasurable pastime isn't it?

I woke up early Friday morning with the wind trying it's best to lift the tent off the ground. After breakfast, and just before taking the tent down, the rain came. A wet tent is heavier to carry than a light one, but at least I didn't have food to carry so the bike should weight about the same - still heavy! The rain came and went all the way home - the wind came, and came, and came - it never did 'went'! It came from the south, and I was heading south, which meant a battle all the way. Preferring quiet roads, I opted not to go directly down the A6 but went via Crooklands and Burton before heading through the Kellets and Crook 'o Lune, then the final stretch over Quernmore. It was slow, it was a slog, it was hard work, the hardest 56 miles I have done in a long time, but eventually I was home, unpacked and in a hot bath. Then the wind dropped!

Did I mention it was windy?

My next trip away is in two weeks time - Garstang Cycling Club's Coast to Coast ride. 160 miles from Glasson Dock to Flamborough Head - lots of hills, but that will be a piece of cake! I'm the support driver!

Did I mention it was windy?